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Ugh (Senpai vs. Tankman) Dialogue

Senpai : Why are you in here?

Tankman : Her dad found out I tried to kill her.

Senpai : Huh.

Senpai : Well since we got nothing better to do, wanna rap?

Tankman : Eh. Why not?

Senpai : Show me what you got then!

Senpai's Turn Dialogue

Senpai : You're pretty good!

Senpai : The girls seem to be loving it too!

Senpai : How about we try a few of my songs this time?

Tankman : I've always wondered why people loved your songs so much.

Tankman : SO LET'S ROCK!

Your Reality Dialogue

Monika : Hey! Where are you going?

Senpai : I found a way out of this place.

Monika : Aw. I wanted to spend some more time with you.

Monika : How about one last song before you go?

Senpai : Sure. Why not.

Senpai : Then I can go get revenge on that demon who trapped me in here.

MILF X Every Other Song (Senpai & Tankman Edition) Dialogue

Senpai : Hey! Uh... Captain was it?

Senpai : I finally managed to find a way out of this game!

Tankman : Really?

Tankman : Then lets get the f%*k out of here!

(Senpai and Tankman get out of the game and teleport to the stage)

Senpai : Ah!

Senpai : It's been 14 years since I've seen the real world!

Tankman : Good for you!

Tankman : Welp! I have to get back to my army!

Senpai : Wait!

Senpai : There are so many places I want to revisit.

Senpai : If you don't mind, do you want to come with me?

Tankman : Sure, why not?

Tankman : Everyone thinks I'm still dead anyway.

Senpai : Great!

Senpai : Let's start here then!

Tankman : Alright!

Tankman : Let's see what you've got in store!

(After the revisiting)

Senpai : So I guess this is where we part ways huh?

Tankman : Yep!

Tankman : Thanks for keeping me company!

Senpai : I'm pretty sure you're the first friend I've had in a while.

Tankman : Thanks!

Tankman : Say. I never got your name.

Senpai : It's Senpai.

Senpai : Or at least that's what I'll be going by now.

Tankman : Alright!

Tankman : Cya later Senpai!

Senpai : Cya Captain!

B-Side Dadbattle (Blantad vs Senpai) Dialogue

Senpai : What do you want?

Blantad : Hey guys!

Blantad : I called you here today to have a rap battle with you!

Senpai : What?

Blantad : I'm tired of not being able to do anything even though I'm the one making the videos.

Senpai : Videos?

Blantad : Oh. You didn't know?

Blantad : Who do you think recorded your adventure?

Tankman : This guy is nuts.

Senpai : Yeah. Let's just get this over with.

Senpai : By the way, why'd I need to change my clothes?

Blantad : C'mon.

Blantad : It's a B-Side song so we had to.

Senpai : B-Side?

Senpai : You know what. I don't care. Let's do this.

Blantad : Yay!

Blantad : (Tch. These guys don't know about the 4th Wall and stuff.)

Blantad : Also. If you guys don't mind, I'mma help myself time this.

Senpai : Time what?

Blantad : Nevermind.

Momi Roll (Senpai vs Aloe)

Mano Aloe : Nene, are you sure about this?

Momosuzu Nene : Of course!

Momosuzu Nene : How else are you gonna get your start as a famous rapper?

Mano Aloe : Yeah but... asking random people on the street?

Mano Aloe : Isn't that a little... dangerous?

Momosuzu Nene : Relax. You'll be fine.

Momosuzu Nene : Hey! There's a guy over there!

Momosuzu Nene : And he's got a mic too! Go and ask him for a battle.

Mano Aloe : Heh. Alright.

Mano Aloe : Excuse me! You in the blue shirt. You got a minute?

Senpai : ???

Senpai : What do you want?

Mano Aloe : I noticed you're carrying a mic and was wondering if you'd be interested in a rap battle?

Senpai : Hmm...

Senpai : Well I wasn't doing much else anyway so sure.

Senpai : Is that your friend there?

Mano Aloe : Yep. The name's Aloe and this is Nene.

Senpai : Nice to meet you, I'm Senpai.

Mano Aloe : You mean like the japanese word for-

Senpai : It's complicated.

Momosuzu Nene : Hey there! Should I get the music ready?

Senpai : Alright. Let's do it!

Mano Aloe : Get ready!

Blantad : I swear, he's used that "I've got nothing better to do" line twice already.

Blantad : My story writing is pretty bad.

Post-Momi Roll (Senpai vs Aloe) Dialogue

Senpai : Hey that was pretty fun! Mind if we go another round?

Mano Aloe : I'm up for it!

Momosuzu Nene : See. I told you this was a great idea!

Momosuzu Nene : Time for Round 2!

Senpai : Great! Now start the mu-

Senpai : Ack!

Mano Aloe : Something wrong?

Senpai : No no. I'm fine. Can we just move inside the alleyway?

Mano Aloe : ...?

Fading Dialouge

Senpai : Man...

Senpai : And I thought I wouldn't end up like this if I came to the real world.

Senpai : Hey.

Senpai : Sorry for dying.

Senpai : I didn't want this thing botherin' ya. You're actually really cool.

Senpai : I would've loved to funk with ya more, but I guess this is it.

Tankman : Come on.

Tankman : You're joking right?

Senpai : ...

Senpai : I've got enough time for one last song.

Senpai : You stay safe, alright?

Tankman : DON'T DO THIS TO ME, MAN!

High School Conflict (Monika vs Senpai) Dialogue

Monika : Hey, you're back!

Senpai : Yeah.

Senpai : I heard about the new update to your mod so I came back to see what you've got!

Monika : Wait. Doesn't this mean you're stuck in here again?

Senpai : Nope.

Senpai : I became way stronger after some guy with a green shirt gave me 0.002% of his power.

Senpai : Now I can leave and reenter this game whenever I want.

Monika : Huh.

Senpai : Anyways, has that worm come to fight you yet?

Monika : Not yet.

Monika : He seems to be taking a while to get here.

Senpai : I see.

Senpai : How about we sing something while waiting for him?

Monika : I'd love to!

Monika : By the way, who's your friend here?

Tankman : The name's Sergeant John Captain.

Tankman : Just call me Tankman.

Senpai : We became friends after he was trapped in here by HER dad.

Monika : I see.

Monika : Well then.

Monika : Let's sing!

High School Conflict (Monika vs Senpai) Ending Dialogue

Senpai : I see you still haven't lost your touch!

Monika : Thanks!

Monika : You did pretty well too!

Senpai : Thanks!

Monika : Looks like he still hasn't shown up yet.

Monika : Could we sing again?

Senpai : Sure!

Monika : Alright! Here we go-

Clone Senpai : Who the hell are you?!

Monika : -huh?

Bara no Yume (Monika vs Senpai) Dialogue

Clone Senpai : Wait-

Clone Senpai : Is that my microphone? How the hell did you get that?

Clone Senpai ...

Clone Senpai : Who is this guy and why does he look so much like me?!

Senpai : Huh.

Senpai : It looks like this game couldn't function without me so it had to create a new Senpai to replace me.

Clone Senpai : What?

Senpai : Nevermind. You wouldn't get it.

Clone Senpai : ENOUGH!

Clone Senpai : I don't get any of this game stuff you're talking about but that's my microphone so give it back!

Monika : Hey, its not-

Clone Senpai : Give it back! I need to show this guy who's the real Senpai.

Monika : Huh? No, wait, I was just about to-

Clone Senpai : I said GIVE IT!

Monika : N-no!

Senpai : Well this is awkward.

Senpai : Oh and you're on!

Tankman : Mind if I join in?

Senpai : Sure, why not!

Senpai : Did you bring your mic?

Tankman : No.

Tankman : I was kinda hoping we could do what they're doing without the fighting.

Senpai : That works.

Senpai : But I call hold dibs.

Tankman : Deal!

Bara no Yume (Monika vs Senpai) Ending Dialogue

Clone Senpai : What the hell?

Monika : Hey! What happened to the music?

Blantad : hahaha.

Senpai : That voice.

Senpai : It seems familiar.

Tankman : He sounds like a total nerd.

Blantad : You jerk!

Shinkyoku (Monika vs Senpai) Dialogue

Blantad : Well that doesn't matter.

Blantad : Do you guys not know the situation you're in?

Senpai : Ack! He's right!

Senpai : If he turns off the console, we'll have no way of getting out.

Clone Senpai : Console?

Senpai : Again, you wouldn't get it.

Monika : But isn't Senpai like really powerful now?

Clone Senpai : But i'm not-

Senpai : She meant me you halfwit.

Blantad : I'm not just some simple minded fool.

Blantad : I made a lil device to make sure that Senpai's powers are nullified until you fulfill my demands.

Blantad : After all, I did come up with this entire storyline.

Monika : Huh?

Senpai : Yeah. I don't get any of the stuff he says either.

Tankman : What do you want anyway?

Blantad : Well.

Blantad : I hacked the game and switched Bara no Yume with a new song I created for you guys to sing.

Blantad : Now all you have to do is sing the song and give me your opinions on it.

Monika : So that's why the song crashed.

Senpai : That's it?

Tankman : That should be easy enough.

Blantad : Great! Let me finish setting up!

Clone Senpai : Wait a minute!

Clone Senpai : I still haven't allowed you to use my mic! Give it back!

Monika : Again, it's not-

Clone Senpai : I said GIVE IT!

Monika : N-no!

Senpai : Again. Very awkward.

Senpai : Let's just get this over with.

Blantad : Ah crap!

Blantad : I may or may not have accidentally broke the arrows.

Senpai : Who cares! We'll deal with it.

Senpai : Just start the song!

Blantad : Yeah, yeah. I'm on it.

Shinkyoku (Monika vs Senpai) Ending Dialogue

Blantad : So how was it?

Senpai : It was alright.

Monika : Not really my type of music, but it was pretty good.

Clone Senpai : My songs are better.

Tankman : Honestly, I kinda liked it!

Blantad : Neat!

Blantad : I've removed the device so feel free to leave or continue with whatever you guys were doing.

Blantad : Cya!

Senpai : Well I'm glad that's over with.

Monika : Wait, he did put back the old music right?

Clone Senpai : Hey! I'm not done with you yet!

Clone Senpai : First you steal my things, and then you pull somthing like that?

Clone Senpai : Who do you think you are?

Monika : ...

Clone Senpai : Now, step aside.

Monika : ...

Monika : ...ahaha.

Monika : I don't think I will.

Monika : You on the other hand-

Tankman : Dude! What's happening!

Senpai : Monika! What did you-

Clone Senpai : What are you-

Your Demise (Monika vs Senpai) Dialogue

Monika : There... No more distractions.

Senpai : What the hell!

Monika : Let's get back to singing, shall we?

Senpai : ...

Monika : Hmm?

Senpai : What did you do with Tankman?!

Monika : Oh... him.

Monika : Honestly, I completely forgot he was here.

Monika : C'mon, I've got a very special song I've wanted to sing!

Senpai : Why should I sing with you?!

Monika : ...

Monika : If you beat me, I promise I'll bring everything back.

Senpai : FINE!

Senpai : Let's do this!

Your Demise (Monika vs Senpai) Ending Dialogue

Monika : ...

Monika : Ahaha, I actually lost.

Senpai : Now bring them back!

Monika : ...

Monika : Alright.

Monika : Guess I should keep my promise.

Final Cutscene (Monika vs Senpai) Dialogue

Senpai : So you did bring everything back right?

Monika : Yeah.

Monika : Sorry for getting a bit irritated back there.

Senpai : It's alright.

Monika : Oh and I'm so sorry for deleting you too Mr. Tankman sir.

Tankman : It's fine.

Tankman : Just don't pull that crap ever again.

Senpai : What exactly happened to that other Senpai?

Monika : Uh...

Senpai : You didn't bring him back, did you?

Monika : ...

Senpai : Whatever the game will just generate a new one.

Senpai : ...

Senpai : Anyways, we should probably get going.

Senpai : You've still got to prepare for when that worm gets here.

Monika : ...

Senpai : Cya later, Moni-

Monika : Wait!

Monika : Can we have one last song before you go?

Senpai : I don't see why not.

Senpai : Hey cap-

Senpai : and he already left.

Senpai : Guess we'll just sing without him then.

Monika : Alright!

Monika : Well. There they go

Monika : That other guy should be here soon enough.

Monika : ...

Monika : !

Boyfriend : Beep!

Monika : Oh. You're here!

Monika : ahem

Monika : So this is where my character file ended up.

Old Dreams of Roses (Monika vs Senpai) Dialogue

Clone Senpai : Wait-

Clone Senpai : Is that my microphone? How the hell did you get that?

Clone Senpai ...

Clone Senpai : Who is this guy and why does he look so much like me?!

Senpai : Huh.

Senpai : It looks like this game couldn't function without me so it had to create a new Senpai to replace me.

Clone Senpai : What?

Senpai : Nevermind. You wouldn't get it.

Clone Senpai : ENOUGH!

Clone Senpai : I don't get any of this game stuff you're talking about but that's my microphone so give it back!

Monika : Hey, its not-

Clone Senpai : Give it back! I need to show this guy who's the real Senpai.

Monika : Huh? No, wait, I was just about to-

Clone Senpai : I said GIVE IT!

Monika : N-no!

Senpai : Well this is awkward.

Senpai : Oh and you're on!

Old Dreams of Roses (Monika vs Senpai) Ending Dialogue

Clone Senpai : First you steal my things, and then you pull somthing like that?

Clone Senpai : Who do you think you are?

Monika : ...

Clone Senpai : Now, step aside.

Monika : ...

Monika : ...ahaha.

Monika : I don't think I will.

Monika : You on the other hand-

Tankman : Dude! What's happening!

Senpai : Monika! What did you-

Clone Senpai : What are you-